Workout advice that's fit for Oprah (St. Catharines Standard)
'O' no. Say it ain't so. Oprah Winfrey is fat again. The queen of daytime talk spills the beans in this month's edition of O, [...]

Get in the spirit of giving this year (Edmonton Sun)
What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve? - OK everyone, sack time! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? - A Christmas Quacker!

A gift for every child (Edmonton Sun)
The older couple liked the seniors' special breakfast, two eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," the wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

Simple gift card changed a kid's life (Edmonton Sun)
I was signing and selling the Graham Hicks 3rd Joke Book at a 7-Eleven last week. A fella buys a book. "My wife likes your column and your jokes," he remarked. "I thought I'd give her a signed copy for a Christmas present."

Auction brings in $20,020 for charities (Edmonton Sun)
Stevie Wonder was playing a concert in Tokyo. A Japanese man shouted, "Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" So Stevie went into a jazz medley. The whole place loved it.